tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-152448252024-03-13T02:27:16.034-05:00This Just InCommentary on social encounters and sightings while I meander through my lifeLori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.comBlogger1081125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-49053038792435975912021-09-10T12:52:00.001-05:002021-09-10T12:52:46.387-05:00"It Is a Garden Salad."<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCdSPiZTaVfHtt1kaY9kEm16-fvnd4PDYLAI-eS0juFKTrs-474_94vJmsZZuukhpXRpx80C2IomMqvNdWVEytXJn4-s-FTXrk3aNZ3Gfhouus2JOL7ngruIxa5kQek5mRcE1X_w/s2048/8803.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="2048" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCdSPiZTaVfHtt1kaY9kEm16-fvnd4PDYLAI-eS0juFKTrs-474_94vJmsZZuukhpXRpx80C2IomMqvNdWVEytXJn4-s-FTXrk3aNZ3Gfhouus2JOL7ngruIxa5kQek5mRcE1X_w/s320/8803.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><p>I ran through a Culver's drive-through last week, to pick up lunch for myself and a friend, and the young lady that brought the food to my car announced with great confidence, "Here you go! A cranberry-bleu salad and some onion rings!" </p><p>I stuttered a second before noting "Oh...I ordered a garden salad, but this will be fine."</p><p>Without skipping a beat she said "It is a garden salad. I'm practicing memorizing orders. It's not going too well."</p><p></p><p>I was laughing when I drove off, but the exchange has stayed with me. <br /></p><p>Because you know what? </p><p><i>Get it, girl! </i></p><p>You didn't get it right this time, but here's what I see in you, young lady:</p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Someone who is determined to do a good job.<br /></li><li>Someone willing to practice what she's trying to master.<br /></li><li>Someone brave enough to take a shot, out-loud, in front of a customer. </li><li>Someone who's immediately accountable for her mistake. </li><li>Someone who can communicate her intentions, and clear up a misunderstanding.</li><li>Someone with spirit and courage, who doesn't let a little mistake shut her down.<br /></li></ul><p>I'm impressed. Food service is hard, hard work in the best of times, and this isn't the best of times for any restaurant or server. People are impatient and demanding to employees who are doing the best they can in understaffed kitchens and dining rooms. This kid is busting her behind running orders out to a busy parking lot in 90-degree heat and humidity, doing her job and memorizing her little heart out. I hope her bosses realize what they have in her.</p><p>I could stand to take a page or two out of her playbook. This girl didn't beat herself up or put herself down; she was just going to try again with the next customer. Instead of calling myself an idiot at my next slip-up or minor failure, I think I'll try to just think of it as a garden-salad moment, and get on with the improvement at hand. </p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-9849938719403101032015-12-22T17:27:00.001-06:002015-12-23T10:20:33.164-06:00Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?<div>
My son and his girlfriend Melanie witnessed a horrific accident the other day, one that sent a pickup truck "into the sky" and broke it in half when it landed. Brian told Mel (an Army veteran) to call 911, and rattled off their highway location before running to help the elderly driver that had lost consciousness at 70 mph. Mel gave the authorities their coordinates, and police and ambulance showed up in minutes.*</div>
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I've driven to and from Chicago twice in the last month, with trips home at night, in the rain, and through miles of construction. There are a few points where the road winds, and reflectors on cones and barricades are dizzying when merged with those on semi-trucks. </div>
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I reflected on this to Brian, amazed that he and Mel were so on top of their location when they called for help; they had been traveling that day, and weren't on a routine route at the time.</div>
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He thought nothing of it. After two tours in Iraq, and constant Army training, it's instinctual for him to always know where he is. When he was deployed, they had to know their coordinates; if they were ambushed--and they were--and if they had to call for help—and they did—they needed to tell said help where to show up.</div>
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I contemplated then, how often I could recite my exact coordinates as I move about. Even buzzing down familiar roads, I realize, I generally know the names of only the major intersections.<br />
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Am I alone? I sent off a note to my friend Jeremy, a former 911 dispatcher, and now an Illinois Conservation Police Officer: <i>Did people ever call in with no idea where they were? How often?</i><br />
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Oh, that's good. But he went on: Interstate callers would tell them "I am 152 miles from Chicago." Said Jeremy, "They're just reading the bottom of their GPS. Bless their hearts."<br />
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His advice—outside of just downright knowing where you are: Learn your Google Maps app. In an emergency (assuming you're conscious) you can put a "drop pin" in the map at your present location, and email it to an address a dispatcher provides, or send it directly to a responding officer.<br />
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It's funny, we've teased Clint (a firefighter) about his ability to recite an address from a general description. The big green house just past the one school? "That's 1234 Main Street." While it was fun to chock it up to wizardry or OCD in the past, what I've learned this week is that <i><u>people that protect other people freakin' know where they are. </u></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">*The gentleman that Brian and Mel helped was conscious and coherent when he left the accident, with few visible injuries. It is believed that he will be ok, if not sore as hell, and that it's a miracle he's alive. I am incredibly proud of both of them for their quick thinking, kindness, and protective spirit. </span><br />
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Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-76154230811514891952015-09-04T13:03:00.001-05:002015-09-04T13:05:16.972-05:006 years<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgusxeL5cd33lc1-spjBDm5__THjgg6SxXrfWai41wV2bsFsjZ2D0M60slPUDI_0YYF-pNCnxrAc_JUSouNN8axKU0rb1N1IfQUsnd3d5cDUu1kVthSEFbalgN54T6e7Z5b87zgTw/s640/blogger-image-65811042.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgusxeL5cd33lc1-spjBDm5__THjgg6SxXrfWai41wV2bsFsjZ2D0M60slPUDI_0YYF-pNCnxrAc_JUSouNN8axKU0rb1N1IfQUsnd3d5cDUu1kVthSEFbalgN54T6e7Z5b87zgTw/s640/blogger-image-65811042.jpg"></a></div><br></div><div><br></div>Today marks 6 years since my sister's death, from ovarian cancer. Falling on a holiday weekend, I have awakened each September 4 since in a camper, usually spending an hour or so feeling like I have a weight on my chest, before I can get up and join the rest.<div><br></div><div>This morning I awoke and decided instead, to focus on the laughter. The old stories that we told, time after time, and the secrets that shared together. I've summoned a few to share:</div><div><br></div><div>Go-go boots of Mud: Growing up in the 60s and 70s, as little girls we pined for go-go boots and short-shorts, and blue eye shadow and frosty white-pink lipstick. As we were 7- and 8-years old, our parents did not grant our requests for go-go clothes. </div><div><br></div><div>We improvised with every rainfall. At the base of our front yard, where the neighbors sunk their tires every time they pulled into their driveway, there was a mudpit. My sister and I would run out and sit on the curb, mix rainwater into the soil until it was just the right consistency, and then spread it on our legs, a la go-go boot style. Once we were covered toe-to-knee, we'd get up and dance. </div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>For two little girls, I always look back and think that we fought more than two boys every would have. We slapped and pulled hair and tackled one another and rolled around on the floor like crazy cats one minute, but were best friends the very next minute. Teri was extremely protective of me outside of the house, and many was the time some neighborhood boy would taunt or torture me and end up running for his life when Teri stepped in. I can see her running, in my mind, with her arm behind her head, palm open, geared to slap the bully square in the middle of his back. She rarely missed her target.</div><div><br></div><div>~~~~</div><div><br></div><div>Although we grew out of the catfights in our pre-teen years, we were occasionally still bratty to one another through our teen years. Mostly friends, but with mischievous moments.</div><div><br></div><div>She loved jumping out of dark doorways to scare the hell out of me. To this day I hate to be startled, and avoid "fun" places like haunted houses.</div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>She teased me mercilessly about my clothes and makeup on high school date nights, knowing full well that while I looked just fine--if not beautiful--that I'd run screaming back into my room to change my clothes if she said "is that what you're wearing tonight?" or worse, "when are you going to start getting ready?"</div><div><br></div><div>~~~~</div><div><br></div><div>I picked on her occasionally too, and a famous family story is about my picking on her in the back seat of our Suburban on the way to the racetrack. We were 18 and 17 years old at the time--old enough to knock it off--but still I purposefully bothered her. I can't remember what I was doing, even--something likie putting my finger next to her eye and claiming "I'm not touching you!" or tickling her with a piece of grass every time she closed her eyes. Something especially annoying, I know, and she warned me repeatedly to stop.</div><div><br></div><div>I did not stop, I just kept messing with her.</div><div><br></div><div>She finally, silently, reached behind the seat in the Suburban, grabbed a torque wrench out of an open toolbox, and smacked me in the elbow with it. There was a resounding crack of wrench against bone, and she calmly said "Now are you going to stop?" I writhed in pain and laughter as I screamed "Uncle." I remember the entire family howling with laughter--once we'd determined there was no broken bone. I deserved that.</div><div><br></div><div>~~~~</div><div><br></div><div>In our adult years, raising kids and taking care of folks...we had different lives, different interests, but spent hours on the phone, hashing out trials, tribulations, joys, and laughter. </div><div><br></div><div>She phoned me one October and asked what I was doing that night, and I popped off with how busy I was, and I had this to do and that to do, and I really needed to just get off the phone. <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">An hour or so later, I realized that it was her birthday, and she had been calling to see if Brian and I would like to join the family for dinner that night. </span></div><div><br></div><div>Instead of being hurt, Teri just sat back and smiled, knowing she had an ace-in-the-hole, and that I would figure out, eventually, what I had just done. </div><div><br></div><div>She knew I figured it out when I sent flowers to her office, with a card that said "I hate myself."</div><div><br></div><div>~~~~</div><div><br></div><div>Until she passed away we shared a bit of wonder, glee, and downright perplexity at a distant family member [Bob] that adored her, but would not speak to me. Even if Teri and I were together, she would be addressed, and I couldn't even make eye contact with [Bob].</div><div><br></div><div>Reporting in about [Bob] became a great source of fun for us, Teri calling me to say "I ran into [Bob] and he gave me a big hug and talked my ear off!" and I then, later, would call her and say, "I just stood right behind [Bob] at Farm and Fleet, and he didn't even speak when I said hello."</div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>Thank you for listening. I hope you enjoyed the stories as much as I have enjoyed revisiting them. Laughing over these memories today has been much more constructive for me than pouting and aching, and if she's reading my blog--she better be reading my blog!!!---I know she'd say, "well, it's about damned time."</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br><div><br></div><div><br></div></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-83963519260009049472015-04-20T21:50:00.006-05:002015-04-20T22:31:03.789-05:00To Make or Not to Make<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I've noticed, lately, a series of "Why You Should Make Your Bed" articles and speeches, alleging that bed-making is a simple habit that will increase daily productivity. The claim is that it's the first task—and thus, the first accomplishment—of the day, that will set off a chain reaction of tasks through the rest of the day.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Why does making my bed have to be my first accomplishment? What if I trade it for putting my coffee cup in the dishwasher? Or hey! Putting on a bra! I can honestly state that I get less done on days I don't wear a bra. Those are most often snow days and sick days (and Sundays), but the donning of the bra is usually the first sign of getting back down to business.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;">*Image of this nightstand Copyright 2015, Lori Stewart Weidert. All right reserved. No form of reproduction of this image, including copyrighting or saving of digital image files, or the alteration or manipulation of this image is authorized unless accompanied by written permission granting specific usage rights for an agreed-upon fee of a hundred million dollars. This image may not be legally reproduced without prior written authorization from Lori, beyond the screen you are currently viewing. This photo is not freeware. For information regarding commercial or personal use, contact Lori at this blog.</span>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-21152100036532712262014-11-06T21:30:00.000-06:002014-11-06T21:41:57.935-06:00Mama's Secret Recipes—Yours for the TakingWandering around the grocery store for a dinner option the other night, I contemplated my pantry, versus my mother's, when we were growing up.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;">Tuesday morning we set off to tour a few lighthouses in the area. "Touring" means "photographing" for me, and "climbing to the tippy-top" for Clint. I came to terms with my fear of heights a few years ago when I thought I wanted to zipline in Cancun. Climbing the stairs made me hyperventilate, so I'm not sure why I thought I wanted to jump off the tower at the top. Lesson learned! I sent Clint off alone to climb these stairs</span></div>
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This Valentine's Day we stood in the slush and the snow, hugging, while Clint remembered: "Our first kiss. I waited 30 years to do that."</div>
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Clint and I were married last Saturday, September 20, on the deck we designed and built together, at our home. All of our children were with us; Son and Grandson Craig and Will stood up with Clint, Daughter Jen and son Brian were on my side, and our son-in-law Bill became ordained to perform the service. </div>
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Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-60791554253677034032014-08-27T20:44:00.001-05:002014-08-27T21:56:37.353-05:00Tough DayI recently made an interesting personal observation: I don't cry much these days. I compare to 5 years ago, when my sister was dying of cancer, my mother was losing her mind with Alzheimer's, but just coherent enough for Teri's illness to be new and shocking to her every day, and my son was preparing to go to Iraq.<div><br></div><div>I cried a lot then, but oddly enough, still mostly in private. I usually cried in the car. I cried when I drove from home to Mom, then I bucked up and dealt with things. I cried between Mom and Teri's house, then got my shit together. I cried from Teri's to work, where I pulled it together to put in my 8 hours. </div><div><br></div><div>A week from now will mark the 5-year anniversary of Teri's passing. She died on Labor Day Weekend, and, while she is always on my mind, I feel like she's sitting on my soul every year at this time. 5 years. I can't believe it. I reflect on our daily conversations, and how she actually wondered where we would each be after this much time. I often wish I could tell her that it's no easier now than it was on Day 1.</div><div><br></div><div>It remains to be seen, however, that all of those terrible circumstances that had me bonking into walls in 2009 don't exist, and life is good, and I laugh now, much more than I cry.</div><div><br></div><div>However. 5 years! She's<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> been on my mind, with this "landmark" anniversary. I can hardly believe it.</span></div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>This morning I walked into Carle Clinic for a doctor appt., and was directed to a self-check-in. Upon verifying my identity, a screen popped up: Is this still your Emergency Contact? It was Teri. Teri's first and last name. Teri's address, and her phone number and her work phone number, and her relationship to me.</div><div><br></div><div>It hit me in the gut. I added Clint as my Emergency Contact. And then there were 2: Clint and Teri. I stood there, and hit the giant red "X" next to Teri's name. I scanned my card, printed my receipt, and went upstairs.</div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>Perimenopause, my diagnosis is, from one of the nicest Ob-Gyn doctors I have ever met. Exactly what I expected. There is medication for my problem (women can guess, men don't want to hear about it)--BUT. But there must be a "procedure" first. A biopsy. Usually a woman has fair warning, and can take some Tylenol ahead of time, but if I want to get this mess taken care of ASAP, we can do it sooner. Like, now. The biopsy is procedural and routine. It allows the doctors and powers that be to say, "see? Those meds are the right thing to do, because this over here isn't the problem," when the results come back that there isn't a problem.</div><div><br></div><div>I opted for the procedure, sans Tylenol prep. It had to be performed twice, but was over quickly, and was only vaguely uncomfortable. The doctor noted, as she sat me up, that she'd like to clone me as a patient, stoic and calm as I was. </div><div><br></div><div>As the sweet nurse agreed with her, out of nowhere I fell into tears. I mean, I. lost. it. The ugly cry. The two of them stood there, stunned. I knew my behavior was a surprise, but the more I tried to compose myself, the harder I cried. </div><div><br></div><div>I finally managed to get out that Teri was still my Emergency Contact, and that I was feeling fragile when I walked in. And then ticking off my family's medical history--all of them essentially gone--when I'm naked but for a sheet, is hard every time I go to the doctor. Followed up by an on-the-spot decision about a medical procedure, and finding the statement "this really is a crazy amount of blood" both vindicating and unnerving--well, I guess I just lost my ability to buck up.</div><div><br></div><div>~~~</div><div><br></div><div>It's a strange mix: grief and hormones and aging and life's natural progression. While I felt a bit undone this morning, I know that women my age are losing their composure in clinics all over the world, and I'm not the first patient my doctor has ever watched burst into tears. I'm 51 and fabulous, dammit, and all of this is not unexpected. <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I drove myself home, just fine, in need of an afternoon's sleep, and that was it. </span></div><div><br></div><div>As tough a morning as it was, in the end, I can only circle back to how this post began: I don't cry much, these days, and I cherish that. One "public" outburst is pish-posh after the seasoned veteran I became in 2009. The pendulum may swing back to tough times some day, but in the meantime, I appreciate where I am right now.</div><div><br></div><div>Also, I miss my sister.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-87650918002129105732014-07-23T20:37:00.001-05:002014-07-23T20:37:41.192-05:00SeaweediteeWe are vacationing in Destin, Florida, with a couple dozen of our best friends. Sounds like it would be hectic, but it's not. We're all here and we all do our own thing, and we bump into this family or that at the beach or the pool, but everyone pretty much does their own thing.<div><br></div><div>When we checked in the clerk at the front desk gave us a list of rules to follow. For instance, balcony lights go off early, because sea turtles are nesting between the months of May and October. The clerk threw in another tidbit:</div><div><br></div><div>"It's also manatee season. One may come up and bump you while you're swimming, but don't worry about it. They're just big dumb cows. They're actually nicknamed "sea cows."</div><div><br></div><div>My initial response was "Oh, my God, I hope a manatee bumps me!!! That would be AWESOME!"</div><div><br></div><div>A few hours later, however, Clint was regaling Steven with the manatee story, and he said "she said they'll bump into you. Like a cat!"</div><div><br></div><div>Steven responded, "Yeah, a 1,000 pound cat."</div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Remember when I thought I wanted to zipline? And I forgot that I hate heights, and signed up anyway? See...I didn't think that through. Actually, I don't think I've ever blogged the photo of me crying while I flew over a canopy of trees in Mexico. It is not a pretty picture, is why.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">And so, with Clint and Steven's observations, I </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">realized that if a 1,000 pound cat swam up and bumped me with it's big nose while I was floating in the ocean I'd probably come right up out of the water like a dolphin and make it to shore without ever touching the water.</span></div><div><br></div><div>We've spent the last 4 days, then, floating in around in the gulf, and every time I see this (see lower right, front)...</div><div><br></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOFRbciXE7C54myGEBVqEc1PTPJ73PUPDtoVLy2HxIUQ6pW6ZzbAA887nr7CM7rkQxm4-3lUpcZ30mu1JV81MuZXXOL3wh3QgSL63R0VN6q9Y7MDHm86Yc210RdMM-3_xDBOSvUQ/s640/blogger-image--719444029.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOFRbciXE7C54myGEBVqEc1PTPJ73PUPDtoVLy2HxIUQ6pW6ZzbAA887nr7CM7rkQxm4-3lUpcZ30mu1JV81MuZXXOL3wh3QgSL63R0VN6q9Y7MDHm86Yc210RdMM-3_xDBOSvUQ/s640/blogger-image--719444029.jpg"></a></div><div><br></div><div>My head screams "MANATEE!!!" and I backpedal from the big dumb oafs.</div><div><br></div><div>Only every single time, it's been a patch of seaweed.</div><div><br></div><div>We have thus coined the term "Seaweeditee." "Calm down; it's just a seaweeditee."</div><div><br></div><div>Tomorrow morning, we're rising early to jet-ski with...dolphins. At this point in time, I think that I'm going to love (love, love) skimming along next to an entire school of 1,000 pound fish with 18 to 28 conical teeth (thanks, Wikipedia). </div><div><br></div><div>The waterproof camera is charged. I will either post the pictures, or never, ever, post them. </div><div><br></div><div>Wait and see.</div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-37726781299766549052014-06-15T18:18:00.001-05:002014-08-27T22:00:49.276-05:00Happy Father's DayI dashed into Casey's this afternoon for a big 'ol fountain soda, and when I came out, there was a car parked next to mine with a cute little kid strapped into the passenger seat. His father wasn't far off, just grabbing a newspaper. <div><br></div><div>Said cute little kid--and I mean freaking adorable; TV cute--gave me a wide-eyed look as I turned to open my car door. Just as I began to hop in, his sweet little voice called out "Happy Father's Day!" I turned around to see him leaning toward his window with a beaming smile. I smiled back and said "Thank you! You too!"</div><div><br></div><div>My speaking to his child brought the father running, and I could see a look of concern on his face. I knew that look. I could see his thoughts: <i>"What did you just say to my kid?"</i></div><div><br></div><div>I got into my car and paused for a few seconds to settle my soda and put my seat belt on, giving him a second to speak to his son. When I figured I'd given them enough time to straighten it out, I turned to look at them. The father had his forehead on the steering wheel, laughing so hard, and when he turned to make eye contact with me, we both just burst into another round of laughter.<br><div><br></div><div>It has been a good day, even though Clint worked all day. I delivered gifts to him from myself and from his daughter. I left a bottle of bubbles at my father-in-law's grave. I was proud proud proud when I found out that my son called Clint to tell him Happy Father's Day. I had a jolly laugh with complete strangers, and witnessed another father in love with his funny kid.</div></div><div><br></div><div>Really, I had a great Father's Day.</div><div><br></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-73265599706065492962014-06-15T11:10:00.001-05:002014-06-15T11:10:24.004-05:00Water, Roots, Deep Conversation with a Jalapeno Plant, and Unsolicited
Relationship Advise to a Loved OneI've spent a good part of the weekend trying to get a grip on my garden, which has gotten away from me. Sigh. I know. <i>Already</i>.<div><br></div><div>A couple of weeks ago I purchased more plants, and life got a little chaotic, so they sat, in their flats. <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">The plants were larger, and the roots sat confined in those little plastic packages. They'd become so compacted and dried that the water I'd sprinkled over the them just sat on top, and would not soak in. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Yesterday I sat and analyzed them, and came to terms with the fact that I was probably out $40 and had killed 2 flats of marigolds and a couple of jalapeno plants.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I decided I had nothing to lose by trying though, so started the day by pulling the plants out of their tight pants--I mean, their tight plastic containers--and sat them right down into tubs of water. I let them soak their feet for a day. I knew full well I might end with a couple of buckets of mud with dead plants in them, but I gave it a shot.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Here are the peppers, yesterday:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibX2s2lmtTpUnSFyEdvHZc4IJiwM0Oi75jz7iDgDk5G2usvtYoUU3SJ1iMAH5kJgACf1ChFtLIflvRC7ruLQuCnygwJWjrYaVyK0QGEortqOyYMUITwFdCYA1I26HGTJVNMmpCMg/s640/blogger-image-610504779.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibX2s2lmtTpUnSFyEdvHZc4IJiwM0Oi75jz7iDgDk5G2usvtYoUU3SJ1iMAH5kJgACf1ChFtLIflvRC7ruLQuCnygwJWjrYaVyK0QGEortqOyYMUITwFdCYA1I26HGTJVNMmpCMg/s640/blogger-image-610504779.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">And here they are now, my coffee companions this morning:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3L_0A2THfqOYi4OLQcXur0kqUKXmRzO-Nmdqx4tHcs18X3FYEX7YGRZfGyCJvgFLhU_RzS7z-mbJTDslRDLa7ZsW_nEqJbHuvvtVDkoAHqu6TSzuJ9IUFNi-ci-ZCjxqPIu_i9A/s640/blogger-image--1793105324.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3L_0A2THfqOYi4OLQcXur0kqUKXmRzO-Nmdqx4tHcs18X3FYEX7YGRZfGyCJvgFLhU_RzS7z-mbJTDslRDLa7ZsW_nEqJbHuvvtVDkoAHqu6TSzuJ9IUFNi-ci-ZCjxqPIu_i9A/s640/blogger-image--1793105324.jpg"></a></div><br></div><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I slept in this morning, and now on my second cup of coffee, I sit contemplating how important water is, and how it has the same effects on our human bodies as it does on those little plants, and how I wish someone would bring me some </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">scrambled eggs.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Putting off scrambling my own eggs, then, I sat thinking about the roots of those plants. All squished in in there, taking on the shape of the container they were stuck in, growing and growing into a tight knot, and getting sicker. And once released from it, beginning to reach out and expand, and absorb what it needed to thrive again. </span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">We really do have a lot in common with a plant, don't we?</font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">I spoke this week with a friend that has just ended a relationship. A relationship with a "partner" that belittled her and made her feel bad about herself, and made her second guess her own good instincts. A "partner" that would turn the tables on her and trip her up and make her feel a little crazy. When you're in that relationship with someone--and look, most of us have been in that relationship with someone--that stuff trickles over, outside of the relationship--into your self-esteem, into your personal life, your job, your hobbies, your dreams, your friends, your family.</font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">Now, entertain me, and let's say we're all plants.</font></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">My friend's ex-boyfriend--and this is not a man-bashing exercise, the situation is gender-reversible--is that shitty piece of plastic that those plants came in. That sheath that kept her from expanding her roots and reaching out and absorbing what she needs to thrive. I was there once, 30 years ago, a story for another day, but I still remember how that shitty plastic sheath can actually come to feel like home--you're planted in it, for God's Sake. You come to think you actually need it to survive--it has you convinced that it is the only thing holding you together, and you cannot live without it. You see what it does there, right? It's very sneaky plastic; that plastic is a real sonofabitch.</span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Note to my darling friend:</span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">You've stepped out of the plastic flat. Be one with my jalapeno plant: Drink lots and lots of water now, and grow and grow and grow. Your reach can be endless. And the next time a piece of plastic asks you out for dinner, run for your life. You don't have to be polite to plastic; you can be downright rude. It really doesn't matter if it thinks you're a bitch, ok? </font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXeNtfLuVBCqW0ZaTLIyMwqf9NdbeqlEFweoS1j1SwUpabgFnrBAYUYc8qdfHYQhzxkVODgD868ebmtzGYzLZB6NOPb5J9CjbKJoikolEzybpDsuWQu6McuMmzRFHkwpiOBMLDpg/s640/blogger-image-326894143.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXeNtfLuVBCqW0ZaTLIyMwqf9NdbeqlEFweoS1j1SwUpabgFnrBAYUYc8qdfHYQhzxkVODgD868ebmtzGYzLZB6NOPb5J9CjbKJoikolEzybpDsuWQu6McuMmzRFHkwpiOBMLDpg/s640/blogger-image-326894143.jpg"></a></div><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">If you don't believe me, just ask my marigolds. Marigolds don't lie.</font></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-1732749761329727902014-06-03T22:54:00.001-05:002014-06-03T23:26:15.003-05:00LegacyLast night we went to dinner with Clint's Uncle John
and Aunt Judy. John turned 79 today, and
he and Judy are real pistols. I fretted
over choosing a restaurant they'd like--they're "older," I<i> thought, </i>so nothing too spicy,
nothing too boozy, etc. We settled on a great old bar-restaurant called
Crane Alley. The minute we walked in, Judy said "I want a beer!" and
John followed suit by ordering a smoked chipotle beer for himself, and told us how much he
loved big, loud places. He can't hear well in them, he said, but he
loooooooves watching people have fun.<br />
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They told us about their
wedding in Las Vegas (not the first for either of them), in which they
met "the cousins"--an annual gathering of 8. They intended to sneak off
after lunch one day, and then return at dinner time and announce they'd
gotten married. It was one disaster after another: their intended
witness took off before they could whisper their secret plans;
Judy's name was misspelled on the license application, then they argued
whether she should put that she was divorced or widowed (she was both—divorced once, then widowed from her 2nd husband), and the license had to be
redone 3 times, to the chagrin of a grouchy clerk. The courthouse couldn't then dig up a legal witness, so they gave up and ran into a cheesy chapel. They finally got the job done and were then forced to sit through a sales pitch to purchase a video of their wedding. When the movie was put into the VCR player, nothing played: the staff had forgotten to turn on the camera.<br />
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John told us also of a story about going to a one-room schoolhouse when he was a young boy, and knocking the two front teeth out of a classmate, when he threw a block at him. He lived, he said, with the guilt of knocking that kid's teeth out, but upon seeing him again when they were adults, the guy had teeth! All of his teeth, and they didn't appear to be dentures! He said he wanted to ask how it could be, but on the other hand, didn't want to bring it up.<br />
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I noted, "Maybe you knocked out his baby teeth, that he was going to lose anyway." Uncle John gave me a blank stare, and finally said, "You know. I never thought of that." I'm not sure why we all found that so funny, but we ended up howling, laughing. John could finally let go of knocking someone's front teeth out, after 75 years. What a relief.<br />
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This was just one evening that we shared with family, in the last 10 days or so. Clint's father, Alan Weidert, passed away in his sleep on May 23. He'd been declining from Parkinson's disease for some time.<br />
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We have been busy and stressed, and grieving for him and for each other, but what has been at the forefront of the last 10 days or so is the close circle of friends and family that gathered to hold one another up, and celebrate Alan's life. While we have cried, we have also laughed and laughed and laughed, and that is his legacy.<br />
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I want to tell all of the stories I heard, in the last 10 days, and all that we did with the time spent with family and friends that gathered. As I said, we laughed, we cried. We ate, we drank. We went to a few garage sales, and even to an acupuncture clinic together. I may circle back and show the photos and tell the stories, or life, as it is wont to do, may move forward faster than I can write about it.<br />
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Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-21889754774277235932014-05-01T09:14:00.003-05:002014-05-01T09:14:36.037-05:00Kids Say The Darndest ThingsHot in Cleveland was on tonight, and in one scene, Elka, played by Betty White, is talking to a paramour about the fact that his father recently married. It's funny because they are both elderly, so one imagines his father to be 100 years old. The punchline is that his new "baby brother" has just turned 70, and "kids really do say the darndest things!"<br />
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Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-22583647202322097522014-04-16T21:24:00.001-05:002014-04-16T21:24:18.894-05:00Fever<div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEiu8QNbaAaEchg8LzVIJQMFdlkHyRLgbJtdaHL1XH_T-Z68VNHNXYKHlr3p9h4c7FCWNxLuf79PLkn_mQMuXNuDrw5ad-vuHpfyZ_7DWyooUnX4h2OAy9IUjnnxZE-4JDlIH5w/s640/blogger-image--1562456935.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWEiu8QNbaAaEchg8LzVIJQMFdlkHyRLgbJtdaHL1XH_T-Z68VNHNXYKHlr3p9h4c7FCWNxLuf79PLkn_mQMuXNuDrw5ad-vuHpfyZ_7DWyooUnX4h2OAy9IUjnnxZE-4JDlIH5w/s640/blogger-image--1562456935.jpg"></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">After noting, last week, that I haven't gotten a cold this winter, when I have been surrounded by folks with colds and flu, of course I was hit hard yesterday. My throat hurt so much I swear I could feel strep creeping across the back of it like lava. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Blessed to have sick days, I took off yesterday afternoon, and stayed in bed most of the next 24 hours--save a quick stint to do Mom's taxes--nothing like putting things off until the last minute.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Sore throat, headache, and upset stomach is now a cough and since snot is gross, I won't tell you about the snot. But the garbage can next to my bed is full to the top with tissues.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">I also have a fever. At least, in my mind, I have a fever. My body temperature rarely tags up to 97 degrees, and it is often less than 96. Normally, it is, instead of a normal 98.6 degrees, 96.8 degrees. (My temperature is dyslexic.) Therefore, when I get sick and my temperature spikes to 98-something, I declare myself feverish.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> We are constantly advised to listen to our own bodies, but my insistence that, say, a 99-degree temp closer to a 3-degree spike for me than it is the normal .4-degree fever, falls on deaf ears in the doctor's office. Nurses and doctors have a hard-and-fast rule for wh</span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">at constitutes a fever, and it's downright irritating to hear that I don't have one when I feel so lousy. And hot. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Irritating for one reason: Everyone knows that a fever is proof that you're sick.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">No fever, no sympathy.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Well. Shut it. My temperature is 97.6 degrees right now, which is 2 degrees warmer than it was at 3:00 this afternoon. I am burning up, and if I want to feel sorry for myself, I can.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Poor baby.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-38306963497465011492014-04-14T07:55:00.001-05:002014-04-14T09:19:34.612-05:00Universal Laughter<span style="font-family: inherit;">Last night we attended the 70th birthday of Erica, our son-in-law's mother, in St. Louis. Erica is originally from Germany, and there were 3 family members from her hometown that flew in for the party, to join 40 or so more of us in celebration. There were 2 sisters that knew no English, and 1 nephew, who is fluent in both English and German. (These tidbits crucial later in this story.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">First of all, those 3 sisters spent all day Friday preparing authentic German food for this party. You know, you can find good food in a lot of places. You cook good food, you go out for good food, there is abundant good food, if you want it. But THIS food—this homemade rouladen (thinly cut flank steak, filled with I-don't-even-know-what and then rolled up and baked, and this homemade spaetzle, with nectar-of-the-gods brown gravy ladled over it—THIS good food brought us all to our knees.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">Everyone kept up at first, but as one story sparked another, they began coming faster and faster, and our interpreters could not keep up. Margo and Kate began telling a story in German, both of them laughing and screaming so hard that they could't get their breath. Our interpreters also began laughing so hard they couldn't interpret, and what do you think the rest of us did? </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: small;">The rest of us laughed along so hard that we had tears falling down our cheeks, that's what we did. We couldn't understand a single word, but the laughter was so contagious, and the realization that we didn't understand what was so funny in the first place...oh lord, we just laughed until our guts ached. It got even funnier when Erica tried to explain it all, but began mixing languages: she began telling the entire story in German again.</span></span></div>
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Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-14494446381120102002014-02-04T21:48:00.000-06:002014-02-04T21:50:00.269-06:00Soapbox: More Troll Updates<br />
Ya'll know I filed a police report against an anonymous blog troll that had been harassing and impersonating me for 6 years. The final complaint was filed by four from this community, and backed up with statements by others, local and nationwide. An investigation turned up a 55-year old man—stranger to us all—that works for the Department of Defense. He was arrested, posted bail and is back at work, I understand. I am told by the local victim's advocate that there will be a lot of stalling in the courtroom, and that this will take a year or even years to close.<br />
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Each of the victims was issued a "No Contact Order of Protection." One in our group is pushing for that same protection for his wife and daughters, and having a difficult time getting it. Benjamin Beaupre met in a courtroom today with our troll and his attorney. While this part isn't really about me personally, I am tied to it, and so, very interested in the outcome.<br />
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The outcome was not so hot: troll's motion to dismiss was granted, but a new date was set for Beaupre to file amended arguments for the order of protections for his family.<br />
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I received a copy of the petition that was filed in court yesterday, and thus, some insight on what may be in store for the rest of us. I am amazed at some of the smoke and mirrors. For instance:<br />
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Note here how the terminology skipped from Ben's "Online Blog" in #2, to a "public online chatroom" in #4. It is referred to for most of the rest of the petition as an "online chatroom."<br />
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<b><i>Tomato-tomahto, you might say, </i></b>but a "personal blog" and "an online chatroom" are two entirely different things. Here's how I see it: Say you take your little old self to a restaurant, and there's a filthy loud-mouthed stranger across the room. That would be the public online chatroom in this case, ok? If you don't want to listen to that filthy guy, they you leave the restaurant.<br />
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Moving on with my analogy, let's say you wake up one day, and there's a filthy loud-mouthed stranger<i> in your living room.</i> That—for the sake of explaining the difference here—is your personal blog. It's your living room. You can let him hang out there if you want to, and mouth up the place, or you shut him up with your moderation tool. Yes, this imaginary living room has has a moderation tool, like a trap door, or an ejection seat or something, in which you can push a button and make him leave. <br />
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So, you're all clear now, on the difference between a "Personal Blog" and a "Public Online Chatroom" now, right? <br />
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Now, for the sake of more crazy talk, let's say the stranger never really shows himself in your living room, but instead ties a filthy note to a rock and tosses it through your window every Saturday night for years and years. Filthy, racist, sexist, unnerving notes. And let's say your name is...pick a name..let's say your name is ummmm, "Earring." Ok, and then the nasty notes start flying through the house, but now they are signed "Earring Killer."<br />
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Also, in this story, notes on rocks through windows are covered by free speech. So, you have no recourse there, rocks and notes are allowed. Even if they weren't allowed, you never ever know who threw the rock, so what do you expect the police to do? In the end, your choices are to move out of your living room altogether, or to just deal with the weekly rock through the window.<br />
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You just deal. You don't have to read the note if you don't want to. You can throw the rock back out the window, or you can just unwrap it and save the note. (Always save the note, by the way). <br />
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So. Did our troll engage in a course of conduct that would cause a reasonable person to fear for his or her safety, or the safety of a third person? That was what was on the table today. Our troll and his lawyer say "No."<br />
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One of the women in this case only filed a report because she wanted him to go away and be done with it. She is frightened, and wants just to be left alone. Another has his mugshot posted on her refrigerator in her home, and in her office at work, "so I remember what he looks like, and everyone around me knows to look out for him." Ben is the hypothetical "Earring" in this story. I sleep with pepper spray on my nightstand, and I have a weird mental "plan of escape" in the event that I hear an intruder in my house.<br />
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Why? Because anyone that would spend most of their Saturday nights, and many of their Fridays, and a few weekdays, writing and sending you a constant stream of vitriole of murder and rape and genocide and sex and name calling for six years is unhinged, and yes he fucking <i>has</i> conducted himself in a manner that would cause any "reasonable person" to fear for his or her safety. <br />
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But alas, it remains (#10): No one forced Benjamin Beaupre to participate—excuse me, write on his own personal Blog. In fact, there is no evidence that he even tried to stop writing on his own personal blog! (See #10 again.)<br />
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Lord help us all. There are 6 more pages of this stuff, and even though it's a matter of public record, I asked Beaupre for his blessing to express myself here. Asked and granted. Today's trial was his, and the outcome his disappointment, but ours also. I watch to see what we'll be up against.<br />
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I pray the State's Attorney is watching carefully also, and the Judge understands these online nuances and takes them seriously. Currently listed as "electronic" stalking avenues are "text messages or emails." I realize that it's unlikely there will ever be a law that says you can't leave nasty notes in public forums, but seriously, what this guy has done is not a matter of free speech, as his attorney is claiming. Anonymous bullying and harassment really is a a modern-day note-on-a-rock for today's cowards. It is threatening and terrorizing, and the sooner legal boundaries are established against it, the better.Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-88403467275996661402014-02-02T23:53:00.002-06:002014-02-03T07:15:52.454-06:00Stuff, and Great Grandma's Homemade RollsIt is time for me to clean out my mother's house. I've had an "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" agreement with a family tenant: Live here for me while I catch my breath, will you? And now that I can breath again, I've been tending to the stuff.<br />
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<i>The Stuff.</i><br />
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There is both very little left to tend to, at the same time an overwhelming amount of Stuff. The stuff-stuff: blankets, pillows, knick-knacks, spatulas, spoons, vases, screwdrivers, funnels, bandaids, lamps, step stools, thumbtacks, Dial soap, board games, dog collars...Oh, my God, the<i> stuff.</i><br />
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I am armed with boxes and Hefty bags, and I am begifting, donating, selling, and tossing.<br />
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To be honest, I am such a poor <i>waif </i>when I am there. This is the loneliest, heart-achiest thing I have ever had to do. It is all mine. When I say "mine," I mean, my obligation. I hold the gavel: This goes here, this goes there, you get this, you get that. That is overwhelming in itself, but "this" and "that" really mean nothing to me. I already have, after all, spoons and spatulas.<br />
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What does me in and sends me home early most days is that<i> I am the last one standing. </i><br />
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I grew up here. In this house:<br />
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<li>I played countless games of cribbage with my father.</li>
<li>I danced Henry Mancini's <i>Baby Elephant Dance</i> with my mother, both of us still in our bathrobes.</li>
<li>My sister and I played "Extreme Concentration," in which we would spread the deck from one end of the house to another.</li>
<li>I also pulled her hair, and rolled around screaming and fighting with her like I am sure no 2 little boys ever did, and then afterward crawled into her bed during thunderstorms so (ahem) <i><u>she</u> </i>wouldn't be scared.</li>
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To be tending to this stuff without any of those I grew up with is incredibly draining—at <i>least </i>my sister was supposed to be here, for heck sake! The two of us were supposed to be at each other's throats over all of this stuff! We were supposed to cry and have Jerry-Springer-esque arguments, and then make up over all of this crap—it was to be the natural order!<br />
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<i>(Fuck cancer.) </i><br />
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Sigh. It is what it is, you know? While my heart breaks, some days, there are others in which I do nothing but laugh and laugh while I am there. I ran over there today in hopes of digging up something to put my own pencils in, and instead got sidetracked with an old recipe box. As I sort through this "stuff," I do have a mental list of what I hope to find, and today, I hit gold:<br />
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When I was a 10-ish years old, I had the wherewithall—or as is probably more the truth, someone prompted me—to ask my Great Grandmother to show me how she made her homemade rolls. She just made them like I would make an omelet or something: Just get up, move around the kitchen, and make the rolls.<br />
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There it is, word-for-word, how she taught me. Please note:<br />
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1. Tater flakes. I'm sure that's exactly how she said it, "add some tater flakes," and <br />
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2. I remember having to insist on measurements: 1/2 a cup is about how many tater flakes we determined, as did we 1-1/2 cups of warm water.<br />
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She drew the line at measuring flour—measuring flour was nonsense. Just enough until it is like...pancake dough (?) And then, after the first rise "Make a well in the flour." She had a giant porcelain pan of flour in the pantry: The goo went in, you kneaded it around until you had what you wanted—be it bread or noodles—and then you lifted it out and the put the flour back into the pantry. <br />
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The remaining instructions were par for the course: "A handful" of salt, and a "lump" of walnutlard. Walnutlard? Walnut lard? Is Walnut a brand? Or is there such a thing walnut lard? And how much is a lump? Does it come in lumps, or does one scoop out a lump?!<br />
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In the end, we are to put the whole thing in a "greased bucket" til raised.<br />
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On the back of the card, it says "Bake until brown."<br />
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Seems I am in for a little experimenting. I don't know, for example, what comes between "greased bucket" and "Homemade rolls to die for."<br />
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What I do know is that I'm going to find out, and master, and write it all down, and that these are the treasures I will continue to uncover while I sift through the "stuff." As resistant as I am to muck through it all, gnashing my teeth and crying, I am just as often comforted and laughing with those on the other side, and know that they are with me while I work.<br />
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These are hard times. These are hard, and lovely, times.Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-76497216895356968732013-11-30T23:58:00.000-06:002013-12-01T18:12:18.241-06:00NaBloPoMo 30: Oh, No, She Di-int!Mulligan!<br />
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Last post tomorrow. I promise.<br />
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Because I did have in mind a closing post, but here is what I did today:<br />
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<li>Up at 8 a.m.</li>
<li>Breakfast</li>
<li>Deep clean. I mean, deep clean. When is say DEEP clean, I don't mean dusting baseboards. I am talking about getting anal and cleaning the caps on shaving cream lids. </li>
<li>Errands: Drop Stuff at Goodwill</li>
<li>Drop Stuff at storage</li>
<li>Bring stuff home from storage for the event next weekend</li>
<li>***keep in mind all of this involves lifting, so, skip gym***</li>
<li>Tend to this and that for the event next weekend</li>
<li>Tend to work stuff </li>
<li>Grocery shop</li>
<li>On a whim, because I had nothing else to do, did all of the Christmas decorating. Now it's done. </li>
<li>Dinner O' Thanksgiving Leftovers</li>
<li>Movie du jour</li>
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I mean, time to play my mulligan. <br />
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This is not like yesterday's post, in which I had nothing to say. I have TONS to say tonight; I just recognize that it will take me until well after 2 a.m. to gather the photos and text, and time is what I do not have.<br />
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12:10. Brush teeth, wash face, read Buzzfeed until I'm snoring while I'm still sitting up.<br />
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End of day.Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-80800478803097670142013-11-29T23:55:00.001-06:002013-11-29T23:55:05.815-06:00NaBloPoMo 29: Rambling for the Sake of PostingWriter's Block. <div><br></div><div>I have it. Or rather, I have exhaustion, right now. I have been in front of a computer for most of the day today, either working or writing, and now that it's time to blog my brain is empty.</div><div><br></div><div>I brainstorm ideas on how to get ideas. Go to the photo boxes, pull one out, and write a story or a memory. I try it. I don't remember anything about any of those people, because I am tired.</div><div><br></div><div>A thing, I'll look around at my things and write about a thing. I glance around, and see a plume. What do I have to say about a plume? Nothing, that's what.</div><div><br></div><div>Cooking! Does posting a recipe count as blogging? What if I tell about how I splash a little pancake batter into the egg mix for french toast? Ugh, I feel too fat to write about food, after yesterday.</div><div><br></div><div>Military stories! They're rolling in, I'll tell one of those. Oh, I should save them for the new website.</div><div><br></div><div>Free writing then. Go!</div><div><br></div><div>Patrick Conroy has a new book out, "The Death of Santini." Must get that. I'm out of eggs. Remember how I used to be an insomniac? No more, I sleep like a rock. I am a lucid dreamer, which can be interesting, but doesn't find me as restful. I have to keep myself it then. Black Friday: No thank you; I had one errand to run today in which I could see the BF traffic, and was relieved that my travels took me in the opposite direction. </div><div><br></div><div>Enough, enough. Rocksleep beckons, and I'm going to need my rest. </div><div><br></div><div>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-67524638382957129342013-11-28T22:16:00.004-06:002013-11-29T08:47:15.000-06:00NaBloPoMo 28: Mama Update<div class="tr_bq">
My mother has Alzheimer's. I documented some of our trials in a blog called <a href="http://www.lovinlamamaloca.blogspot.com/">Lovin' La Mama Loca</a>, a few years ago, but as her condition worsened, I've had a more difficult time writing about it.</div>
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I've bristled, over the years, at those that have lamented "it's as if you've already lost her." I hung on to what we had, and tried to embrace every minute of cognition that was left. There was plenty of her left even after she needed help with her checkbook. Even when she couldn't differentiate 1 p.m. from 1 a.m. and called in the wee hours of the morning to ask me where she left her glasses, she was lovely. <br />
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When you ask me how she is doing these days, I don't often know what to say. I usually blather something like, "She is physically fit. She is so sweet. She is still smiley. She is lovely."<br />
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That said, my sweet Mama does not know my name, anymore; I can't even remember the last time she addressed me by "Lori," and the word doesn't spark any recognition in her. Nor does "Lee" or "Teri," (my father, and her husband of 40 years, and my sister, who passed away 4 years ago).<br />
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Some days I visit her, and she looks right through me. It depends on her schedule. If I catch her napping, she's more disoriented, and will barely speak. She says little else, but "I love you," and "You are beautiful." Those are her catch phrases to everyone—the staff loves her. I can prompt a giggle by calling her Mickey Mouse, or saying "'tickle tickle tickle," but rarely does she say more.<br />
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I took a few videos of her today, with the intention of writing this blog. She was amazingly talkative and almost bowled me over with her statements "I think so," and "it's good." That is a lot of yakking for her, these days.<br />
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I have to admit that there are days when I visit her that I feel completely alone. Her affairs are mine alone to deal with—I'd rather be sharing this sorrow with my sister, you know? Most people "don't want to remember her this way." I understand this, and I know that if she did have visitors, she'd have no memory of them when they left her sight.<br />
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It it a lot, to miss her so much and yet, to feel so lonely in her presence. Yes, I've reached the point now where it <i>does </i>feel as if I have lost her. <br />
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But I still take some comfort, for her: If my mother would have known ahead of time that she were to lose her words, and if she could have had a choice of the two things she would say, over and over, to everyone she met, they would have been:<br />
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Anyone that knows her will verify that these are words that defined her, for her entire life. If you knew her, she loved you and found you beautiful.<br />
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I'm so glad she can still tell you that.<br />
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It's all she would have wanted to say.Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-112193698716354472013-11-27T22:58:00.001-06:002013-11-27T22:58:58.092-06:00NaBloPoMo 27: Thinkin' Bout My MamaIt is interesting to be at an age, now, in which I am a lot older than my parents were in my memories of them. I remember vividly, for instance, when my father was a heavy smoker. Everyone smoked in the house back then; every house had an ashtray in it, the same way one would have a can opener, or something. We'd race up to hug him, and sting ourselves on a lit cigarette that we hadn't noticed was in his hand. It's insane, now, when I think of being a kid in the 60s, and accidentally being burned by so many open smokers in one house. <div><br></div><div>I remember also my father's regaling of his lying on the floor in our hallway and being unable to catch his breath. I remember his saying, "I am 29 years old, and I cannot breath. If I don't quit now, I'm going to die." And he quit, cold turkey, ne'er a cigarette did we see in our house again, ever.<div><br></div><div>1968, it was. I am 21 years older, now, than my father was then. My own son is, at this time, 2 years younger than my father was then.</div><div><br></div><div>I begin to see my parents, and my whole life, in an entirely different light, as I--ahem--age.</div><div><br></div><div>****</div><div><br></div><div>Clint unwrapped an ice cream sandwich tonight, after dinner. He kept an eye on the television, and unwrapped another. For some reason, it jarred a memory of my mother, those ice cream sandwiches.</div><div><br></div><div>When were were little, my sister and I would spend 1 week a summer with my Grandmother, in Deselm, Illinois. Population (in my young eyes, and still not far off) the 4 people that lived in my Grandmother's house. Grandma, 1 aunt, and 2 uncles. And a neighbor named Whitey. </div><div><br></div><div>My Dad worked nights, and I remember my sister and I worrying about Mom, being home alone every night while we were gone. Poor Mommy, so bored and lonely.</div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div>I look back now, of course, and <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">realize that she was all of 33 years old. She was a daycare mother in our 3-bedroom ranch house, and took care of up to 10 children--babies and preschoolers all--by herself every day. When </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">those 10 kids went home at 5:00, she still had two (wonderful, yet) screechy little girls at each other's throats at any given time, to tend to.</span></div><div><br></div><div>I see, now, that she was probably not as miserable as we imagined her, when we vacated for a week.</div><div><br></div><div>I have a vivid memory of Mom telling us of "ice cream sandwiches" that she'd made while we were gone. She had baked a chocolate cake, butterflied it, put a layer of ice cream on the bottom layer, topped it off with the second half, and put the whole lot back in the freezer. </div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Bubble baths and candles and reading, and homemade ice cream sandwiches.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">She had eaten them all. By herself. She didn't save any ice cream sandwiches for me and Teri!! And she never made them for us after telling us about them!! </span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Can you believe it? No ice cream sandwiches for her two bratty daughters?</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I'm writing about this now because I'm going to write about her tomorrow. I like remembering my mother as I remembered her, and now, as I never knew her.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">My sister and I never saw her as a gorgeous woman that basked in a candle-lit bubble bath, or eating pan of homemade ice cream sandwiches all by herself.</span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><i><br></i></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><i>I see it now.</i></font></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">I see <i>her</i> now.</span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">I wish that she could know that.</font></div></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-17972048614605127202013-11-26T22:54:00.001-06:002013-11-26T22:54:35.698-06:00NaBloPoMo 26: Facing the Day with HurrayI'm <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">not a morning person. I don't like getting up in the dark, or the cold. You won't find me crawling out of bed to go the gym before work. I hate waking up with to shrill alarm of any kind. The alarm I use awakens me with gentle flute music that gets a little louder the longer it plays. I like to ease into my day.</span><br><div><br></div><div>It occurred to me about a year ago that I was a little grumpy when that alarm went off, flute or no flute. I began to think about how the first word I spoke on most days was "shit!" in response to the alarm clock.</div><div><br></div><div>What a terrible way to start every day of my life! I know damned well that I am <span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">lucky to be able to wake up and get out of bed on my own accord. What if I was suddenly granted my wish: Bed all day long, no getting out of bed. Well. Then I'd want to get out of bed, of course. If I would rather get out of bed then stay in it all day, then I should wake up with a positive note, because I am so lucky to get what I want! </span></div><div><br></div><div>So I decided to give myself a week to change my attitude. For 7 days I would say "Hurray!" the minute the alarm went off.</div><div><br></div><div>The first day it was funny. I did it! I hurrayed, and I laughed. HURRAY! It's time to get up.</div><div><br></div><div>The next day, Hurray. There. I did it.</div><div><br></div><div>On the days that I really wanted to revert back to my standard "oh, shit" greeting, I still croaked out a sorry, insincere, "h'rayy," which in turn, amused me.</div><div><br></div><div>Guess what! I felt better. Every single day, I felt better. If I woke up resisting the morning, and my "hurray" smacked of "oh, freakin' hurray" in tone, I still, by God, said it.</div><div><br></div><div>I did not stop, after 7 days. I still start my day with "hurray" and I stand by this: It makes a difference. It is small. It is just a word. But it's a positive word, and I think replacing even one negative word a day with a positive one for the rest our lives does make a difference. It adds up, and I double-dog-dare you to try this for one week and see for yourself.</div><div><br></div><div>If you give it a shot, even for a day, let me know how it goes.</div><div><br></div><div>I'm out of here for now though; it's getting late, and I have to get up early.</div><div><br></div><div>Hurray.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-24012103095143584452013-11-25T23:08:00.000-06:002013-11-26T22:13:21.582-06:00NaBloPoMo 25: ImpactI contemplate, sometimes, the people I've met that have made a major impact in my life. The unexpected people, when you look back.<br>
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When I was 16, I got my first real job working at Arby's. I'd been babysitting—and getting paid for it since I was 10, and I'd been mowing yards for extra money for almost as long, so I fancied myself a very hard worker. <br>
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One slow Friday night, after the boss had let just about everyone go home, we were slammed with a bus. One guy worked the slicer, and my boss, John Kranz, and I, manned the registers for the sudden onslaught of 60 or so hungry people. I took orders and filled them and rang them up and gave their change and got their fries and salad dressings and what-have you. As was my job.<br>
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When it was all over, John folded his arms across his chest, and said, matter-of-factly, "Did you notice how many people I waited on, compared to how many people <i>you </i>waited on?" Why, no, I had not been keeping tabs. He went on to point out that the ratio was something like 3 to 57. He was very kind about it, but it was still a glass of water in my face. I had always been so proud of being such a good employee, and now it was being suggested that I had no <i>hustle!?</i><br>
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I brought my A-game from there on out, and to this day I am both highly irritated with any employee that won't focus on his or her job, and amused, hoping for their sake that their own personal John Kranz will come along and steer them into good employee-ship!<br>
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Another example of someone giving me the what-two-for was—and oh, she'll be so surprised when she reads this—a school friend, Shari Haubner. I walked home from school most days when we were in about 7th or 8th grade. One day Shari was telling me something about home or school, or something, while I tra-la-la'd along next to her. She suddenly said "you aren't even listening. You haven't heard a thing I've said." And she walked off!<br>
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I had, of course, no argument. She was right. I was off in my own little world, completely ignoring her, which was not what good friends do, and really, downright rude.<br>
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I have since tried to be a better listener, although sometimes I do get too excited and yap over the top of people.<br>
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I'm sure there are more examples, but these two events in particular come to my mind often. These moments were impactful for me, in that I did change my direction, pretty much for the rest of my life, on these two points. Maybe I would have figured these things out on my own, or perhaps someone else would have come along to set me straight...but what if they had not? Don't we all know adults that do the bare minimum in their jobs, letting others pick up the pieces? Or haven't we all been talking to someone who has obviously tuned us out?<br>
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Big thanks to John and Shari, then, for preventing me from growing up to become a complete asshole. Because without them, who knows? If it weren't for them, maybe I'd be nothing but a lazy bad listener.<br>
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Tell me yours. Who in your life has ever made you realize something you could maybe put a little work into, or said something that made you change the way you do something? Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15244825.post-69654766196694427122013-11-24T23:47:00.002-06:002013-11-24T23:47:37.163-06:00NaBloPoMo 24: First Pro Football GameI went to my first pro football game today, isn't it about time? I'm not really a big football fan anymore. I watched it religiously when I was a kid, still living at home with my parents. My Dad and I were big Chicago Bears fans, and so I was looking forward to going today, even if I have kind of forgotten a lot of the rules.<br />
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<i><b>No purses!</b></i>?<br />
The news was broken to me just last night that we are not allowed to carry our purses into the Edward Jones Dome, in St. Louis. This was a challenge for me only because I wore yoga pants with no pockets, and my ugly "Bear Coat," which is really a sweater. A pocketless sweater. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, though: I walked in with my phone and reading glasses in my bra, a portable hairbrush tucked into my sock, and a lip balm in the palm of my gloves. <br />
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(You can see what kind of sports fan I am, when I start my post with a paragraph about my purse.)<br />
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The lines to get into the stadium were very very long, and chaotic. It seemed to me that this was the first time that 60,000 fans had ever shown up to watch a football game there, and they were completely unprepared. They open the doors at 10:30, and the games starts at noon. We arrived 45 minutes early, were standing here several minutes after 12, listening to news of the first touchdown being scored inside the dome. Every person entering had to be scanned, manually, at the door. I understand the need for that kind of security in this day and age, but it doesn't seem like they have their chops on this, yet. <br />
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That said, I was completely awestruck when we finally got inside. <i>There is an entire football field in this building! </i>The dome seats 66,000 people, and in comparison to all of us, the field seemed almost small.<br />
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We had decent seats, pretty close to the field, which was great. <br />
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Unfortch, this guy was sitting in front of me, so every time the scrimmage (did I use that term correctly?) was out end, I had to lean around him to keep an eye on the game. Man, what I wouldn't have given for a pair of scissors to clip off that pompom. <br />
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Our Bears lost, in the end, but I still loved watching the game in person today. And kudos to Clint who was so patient, when I asked him, about one million times, "what is going on? What is that flag for? What was the penalty for? What are they doing? How many time outs? How long is the break between quarters?" and admittedly, "who has the ball now, Rams or Bears?"<br />
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Here we are, feeling sorry for ourselves that our team lost. (And yes, I did buy that shirt especially for today.)Lori Stewart Weiderthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04601450336245218356noreply@blogger.com1