It's not that I have nothing to say, it's that I have so much to say. There's a gigantic menu in my head, and the titles of the entrees don't give away what in the hell is being served, so I have to sort through the entire thing.
IDEA! I'll could make a menu for you, and YOU can choose what you'd like to
1. Skin Tags. Are they warts or not, and how best to get rid of them?
2. PTSD. Is she ever going to finish this series?
3. Re-Potty Training Mother. Do you really want to know?
4. Nature photos. Comes with a side order of provocative insect s-e-x porn. Rated... R, unless you have a really good zoom.
5. Anti-Depressants. Inquiring minds want to know.
6. Photo Dump Day. A local favorite.
7. Mommy Blogging: The latest soldier baby quotes and photos.
8. Family Special: Comes with never-before-seen photos of my brother-in-law that he doesn't know I have. Limited time only videos of slow-mo running.
9. For the gardener in your life: The deer-feed herb garden.
10. Steel-cut-oats and the Ozone layer: The methane factor.
11. Exhausted Soldiers: You're not as funny as you think you are, but the accidental 10-minute voice message takes the edge off.
12. Grief and guilt. A heavy meal. Come hungry, or wait for colder weather.
13. Here Comes The Sun: Relief! Help with Mama = Quality time in our future.
14. Country Casa. House with a side order of pole-shed construction, rain, and mud.
15. Whimsy: Superficial Blather du jour. Friday's special: Georgianna's shoes
16. Philosophy: If a Gnightgirl screams in the country [at a spider], and no one hears it, did it really ever happen?
And last but not least, desert~
17. Blog Trolls. For the record, I do not condone putting razor blades on their heels and tossing them into a pen.
::hat tip to the honorable gnightroll::—the rest of you will have to wait for me to call your name from my Romper Room Mirror. Stay tuned but don't hold your breath; the signs say not to feed you.
***Create Your Own: Don't see what you like here?a
Custom orders encouraged if ingredients are in-house.***
Not sure if this qualifies more as a post or as propaganda. I didn't make any of it up and became sleepy before I finished the list, so that's informative in itself. At any rate, I'm taking orders off the menu, and requests are welcome.