Alas. Today, you get drivel.
I was on my way to work last week, still waking up, when I realized that I was on "E". Better late to work than to run out of gas, yes? I pulled into the gas station, and was sleepily filling up the tank, when I spotted this:
Not having had my caffeine fix yet, the first thought that came to my mind was:
Hey, I'm not a morning person. I did have the presence of mind, though, to grab my camera.
I showed Clint the pic that night, while he was shaving. "Ha, ha, ha!" he laughed. "That's funny."
It is? Why? He tried to explain it to me: "See, they took the '-let' off, and added '-lay'. Chevro-LAY."
"Well, that's funny."
I don't get it. That's not funny. This is funny: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Ok, go back and read that joke outloud, it will be a lot funnier.
After you've had your coffee.
When I promised drivel, I deliver drivel.