Alas. Today, you get drivel.
I was on my way to work last week, still waking up, when I realized that I was on "E". Better late to work than to run out of gas, yes? I pulled into the gas station, and was sleepily filling up the tank, when I spotted this:
Not having had my caffeine fix yet, the first thought that came to my mind was:
?
Hey, I'm not a morning person. I did have the presence of mind, though, to grab my camera.
I showed Clint the pic that night, while he was shaving. "Ha, ha, ha!" he laughed. "That's funny."
It is? Why? He tried to explain it to me: "See, they took the '-let' off, and added '-lay'. Chevro-LAY."
"Yeah."
"Well, that's funny."
I don't get it. That's not funny. This is funny: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
What?
Fsh.
Ok, go back and read that joke outloud, it will be a lot funnier.
After you've had your coffee.
When I promised drivel, I deliver drivel.
I think the truck is hilarious.
ReplyDelete"took the let off and added lay?" Didn't they take the et off and add ay? Whatever they did, I like it and I don't even know why.
ReplyDeleteI'm revealing my dirty mind...but all's I can think of is "If the truck is a rockin' then don't come a knockin'"
ReplyDelete*blink* *blink*
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with that? Someone finally figured out how to spell it wright. :)
ReplyDeleteSo are is the corn chip company now Frito-let?
ReplyDeleteYou promise and you do deliver Lori ..Haha!
ReplyDeleteActually, I like it. The spelling stands true to how you pronounce.
I'll definitely prefer nife-nee-sine-onor istead of Knife-Knee-Sign-Honor ;-)
LOL. Or should I say laugh out oud?
ReplyDeletethats thee model that comes with a blow up mattress in the back....Chevro--layyyyyy.
ReplyDeleteIt's GREAT!
ReplyDeleteYou write it so perfectly - I can actually hear Clint saying: "that's funny."
And I think Jim has a good question - I was thinking about Frito-Let, too!
That's almost better than the Toyota truck that said simply "YO".
ReplyDeleteHmph! Fine! I guess "Chevrolay" is funnier than "Fsh". I concede.
ReplyDeleteJim, I work right next to Frito-Let in Champaign; they've never given me one lousy Frito in 22 years.
And King...Now I MUST go peek into the bed of that truck. I'll have to start stalking that gas station. I'll get back to you!