Thursday, December 13, 2007
That's a germ, if you believe everything you read. It is stuck in my sinus cavity. And in my eyes. And my eyelids, they are 100 billion degrees. Oh, and he has an intestinal relative, that I don't want to bring up. Is it possible to feel your pulse in your eardrum? Someone pull the shades. Look at my throat: Bleah-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Kids. The press conferences story is going to have to wait. I am now going to attempt to crawl from my sofa to my bed, I have no idea why; why bother?!
Discuss amongst yourselves if you don't hear from me in the next couple of days. Hey, I wonder how long it would take for someone to find me if...
...never mind. My fevered imagination runs amok.