What was that? Were you listening?! Oh. Thank you.
So he listened to this yesterday, or rather he pretended to read this note, on my current home-owner fix-it up skills:
The stupid plate on my stupid bathroom vanity keeps stupid falling off even though I stupid glued back on 30 stupid times, so I stupid nailed it on, and now I have to stupid paint the stupid nail, which is stupid crooked anyway.Or some such.
I woke up to find this in my e-mail:
I TOLD you he gives good advice. Ok, I know the butterknife trick; EVERYONE knows that, yeesh. But the high-heel hammer had never crossed my mind.