A landmark occasion in my life Saturday night. I did something I'd not yet done in my life:
I mooned someone for the first time.
It took me 42 years to get around to it, but I did it, by God! Well, WE did it, I had an accomplice.
Still, that's one more thing I can scratch off of my "Things To Do Before I Die" list.
It feels good to get things done.
You never get time back .. Each day of your life is precious .. Have fun...
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ilaiy
you gotta supply some more details! tell me all about it, dahling.
ReplyDeleteMooning is much safer than skydiving; here in Tucson a 20-yr-old jumper bit it on Sunday when his parachute tangled in his legs and his backup chute didn't open. I'd think twice about that one.
We lost two at our local free-fall convention 2 weeks ago; someone dies every year at that thing. I'm always amazed that people participate so willingly; the odds are terrible. What other festival would we hold in which 500 people might play, but "two of you arent' going home. Have a good time."
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ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sure it was the biggest, roundest, lilly-white moon these folks had ever seen, darling. Interesting that I waited until my ass is bigger than it's ever been before I decided to flash it.
Oh, that wasn't the detail you were after, was it?
Well...it was in the parking lot of one of the finest dining establishments in this town...
if only you'd been wearing a corn suit! That's my only parking-lot-of-a-fine-dining-establisment story
ReplyDeleteoh, by the way, I salute you! (and so does Barbie: http://creativefreedomdefense.org/ Graphics/ Food%20Chain/ FiveMoonSalute.jpg (copy and paste, remove the spaces; I don't want Ilaiy mad at me for posting a link!)
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