Someone get Letterman on the line.
I've been doing that "blow out your ears" routine that the doctor recommended to me on Friday. It's not working. In fact, my ear hurts more now than it did 3 days ago.
But, I have discovered an interesting side effect. When I try this little routine, lava comes out of my left eye.
Ok, it's tears, really, but my eye bubbles over and makes a horrendous high-pitched whistling sound, like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Ask Momo. I demonstrated for her Friday night, and she jumped around yelling "Ew! I hear it! I can hear it!"
I made a little movie of it, but it was entirely too gross, even for me to watch, and it's MY eye. Instead, I found a visual for you:
Wouldn't it be great if I could work my way up to shooting milk or beer out of my eye!
Ow. Don't make me laugh. My ear hurts.