No 'hoods in Heaven? Hallelujah! Step right up folks, and convert thyselves to Christianity, because whoseover believeth in him shall walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death into the gold-paved streets of an Influential Neighborhood.
Do I hear an AMEN?
Can I get a HALLELUJAH?
Sigh. Who knew the Gates of Heaven would turn out to be an actual gated community?